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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:22 am    Post subject: Books Reply with quote

A pair of chickens walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, “Buk Buk BUK.” The librarian gives them three books and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the chickens return to the circulation desk, clearly upset and say, “Buk Buk BuKKOOK!” The librarian gives them another three books and the chickens leave as before. They return in the early afternoon, lookng very annoyed and say, “Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!” The librarian is now a little suspicious. She gives them the books and decides to follow them. She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. She hid behind a tree and saw the chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog shouted, “Rrredit rrredit rrredit…!”
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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